Humor
Patton Oswalt thinks I’m gay
I’ll admit it. I love super cheesy ’80s heavy metal. And yeah, I love the even cheesier videos that went along with them. Big hair. Big guitars. Big explosions. Though, as comedian Patton Oswalt puts it, they’re made up of groups of guys with no shirts on that are usually “rocking out in a factory [...]
Condoms are funny
No, this isn’t going to be a post about Howie Mandell blowing up a glove or condom on his head. (Did he ever use a condom or just a latex glove? I can’t remember.) I just literally stumbled upon the online portfolio for ad genius Guillermo Vega. What caught my eye and made me literally [...]
John McCain is Really Old
This is not a political post. I’m just pointing out my new favorite blog that just cracks me up: Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention “war hero”?) John McCain
As the aptly titled blog suggests, you’re bound to find just about anything posted on here that’s been around since [...]
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Evil Eye Chart
Most guys will jump at the chance to wear glasses if optometrists started using eye charts that looked like this one:
(Found on Tech, Fun, This n That)
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A Blogger’s Eye Chart
Just saw this eyechart over at World For Fun and had to share it. The sad part is that I actually get 90% of these. The sadder part is that most of you will probably get all 100%…
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False Food Advertising
Y’know, I seem to post about food quite a bit on here. My blog buddy Tish recently pointed that out to me. I have no clue why, I just find food fascinating. Particularly odd, gross, bizarre types. And since it’s been like forever and a day since I posted about food (give or take [...]
Tangy Cucumber Sandwiches
I love the UK. Despite having some fairly boring television shows (and yes, a few amazing ones like the new Doctor Who, not the boring-ass old ones), they do have the best commercials around. Japan doesn’t count because everything they do over there is just so insane it’s entertaining. But the UK are wry, witty, [...]
Spitzer’s Emperors Club, no big deal
So looks like Eliot Spitzer gets to go in the record books by being the first NY Governor to resign, thanks to a nice $80,000 hooker bill he’s racked up over time. Honestly, I don’t understand why people are shocked. Seriously. Democratic. Republic. Christian Right. Liberal Left. Somewhere in-between. It really doesn’t matter, at least [...]
Happy (dog) Hump Day!
It’s Wednesday or as some people (I have no clue who or why) like to say, Hump Day. So in honor of Hump Day I offer you the most useless item ever to be connected to a USB port: The Humping USB Dog currently available at the awesome and geektastic ThinkGeek.com.
For just $9.99 you get [...]
