Food
Why you shouldn’t eat with your eyes
This is too awesome not to post about.
Guy makes a cake for his family. Looks real tasty right?
Turns out, it’s dinner, not dessert. That “frosting” is mashed potatoes. And the insides aren’t chocolate cake, but turkey meat loaf. So yeah, it’s not cake, but meatloaf cake. On its own, that actually sounds pretty good. Thinking [...]
Happy Cinco de Mayo!
Contrary to what some people may think, Cinco de Mayo has absolutely nothing to do with Hellman’s or Miracle Whip. Apparently it’s a day commemorating the victory of some Mexican forces over those snooty French back in the mid 1800s. Go figure.
I really don’t know much about the holiday, except that the awesome mexican restaurant [...]
Nookie Cookie Cutters
In keeping up with my new Hump Day tradition (does 2 posts count as a tradition?), here’s some great Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters available in 2 different collections for roughly $35 each at BoysStuff. Thanks to Jeff at Nerd Approved for the… er… heads up.
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It’s Safe to Come Back
You can all rest easy, calm your gag reflexes and breathe a sigh of relief. This weekend I finally did it. I bit the bullet and went to Staples… and bought… yes… a new wireless keyboard. I tossed out my old edible keyboard and replaced it with a spiffy new model that’s taking a little [...]
False Food Advertising
Y’know, I seem to post about food quite a bit on here. My blog buddy Tish recently pointed that out to me. I have no clue why, I just find food fascinating. Particularly odd, gross, bizarre types. And since it’s been like forever and a day since I posted about food (give or take [...]
Tangy Cucumber Sandwiches
I love the UK. Despite having some fairly boring television shows (and yes, a few amazing ones like the new Doctor Who, not the boring-ass old ones), they do have the best commercials around. Japan doesn’t count because everything they do over there is just so insane it’s entertaining. But the UK are wry, witty, [...]
One-Upping Willy Wonka
F the Oompa Loompas. Those short munchkins never came up with a pure genius product like the folks at lollyphile.com ever did: Maple-Bacon Lollipops.
And yes, it’s organic maple syrup and organic cured bacon. In a lollipop. I don’t know whether to drool or vomit. Maybe both.
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I Want Pac-Man Fever!
Okay, I figure I should make it up to you guys after yesterdays vomit-inducing post. So here are a few amazing cupcakes made by the insanely talented folks at Clever Cupcakes. These were all made to order from this company located in Montreal, Canada. They even offer Free Shipping. Wonder if that’d extend just a [...]
I Have Officially Grossed Myself Out
I thought long and hard about posting this or not. And at the risk of losing all, um, 11 of my loyal readers, I decided to be brave and go ahead and post it. If nothing else, I can prove to you that I’m only human, and that maybe someone else out there is suffering [...]
Sushi: The Video Game
What’s 2 great tastes that taste great together? Well, yeah chocolate and peanut butter, sure. But you can stuff yourself silly with whatever Reese’s product you want. Me? I’ll take a heaping mound of sushi and video games!
You may’ve played such fun little online games like Cake Mania, where you work in a bakery trying [...]
