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Why you shouldn’t eat with your eyes

This is too awesome not to post about.
Guy makes a cake for his family. Looks real tasty right?

Turns out, it’s dinner, not dessert. That “frosting” is mashed potatoes. And the insides aren’t chocolate cake, but turkey meat loaf. So yeah, it’s not cake, but meatloaf cake. On its own, that actually sounds pretty good. Thinking [...]


Hellboy in the Actors Studio

I recently saw Hellboy movie on DVD and really enjoyed it. I’ve always loved the character, just never ever could get into the comics themselves. But the movie was great and I’m pumped for the sequel that starts next week. Seems they’re really having fun with the character and the movie, whoring it out in [...]


Invade My Space

GeekCrafts.com posted 9 examples of Geeky Cross Stitch and they’re all awesome. Though this Space Invaders cross-stitch is just too damn cool. It’s geekery that you can actually display in our house without having to hide it from your parents when they come over for a visit.

It was created by Cross-stitch ninja who is my [...]


Patton Oswalt thinks I’m gay

I’ll admit it. I love super cheesy ’80s heavy metal. And yeah, I love the even cheesier videos that went along with them. Big hair. Big guitars. Big explosions. Though, as comedian Patton Oswalt puts it, they’re made up of groups of guys with no shirts on that are usually “rocking out in a factory [...]


I’m 18 again! Twice actually.

Yeah, so like today’s my birthday and I just turned 36. Which thanks to Mr. Capadonna’s math class, I believe is two times 18. So songs like Skid Row’s “18 and Life” now take on a whole new meaning. I think.
A big thanks to my blog buddy Tish for not just wishing me a Happy [...]


Condoms are funny

No, this isn’t going to be a post about Howie Mandell blowing up a glove or condom on his head. (Did he ever use a condom or just a latex glove? I can’t remember.) I just literally stumbled upon the online portfolio for ad genius Guillermo Vega. What caught my eye and made me literally [...]


Metallica’s Finally Good Again

Yes, I’m one of those metal heads who love the early Metallica albums all the way up to “And Justice For All…” Great stuff all around. Heck, even the follow-up Black album was okay, despite it’s way more poppy and radio-friendly style. But that’s where my taste for Metallica ended. And geez, what’s that like [...]


Exterminate… with cuteness!

Crocheting is lame, right? Yeah, that’s what I used to think. What good is it for, other then those big bright orange-and-brown afghan blankets my great aunt used to make? But apparently knitting, crocheting and whatever else you do with needles and yarn is all the rage with the kids these days.
I just had to [...]


John McCain is Really Old

This is not a political post. I’m just pointing out my new favorite blog that just cracks me up: Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention “war hero”?) John McCain
As the aptly titled blog suggests, you’re bound to find just about anything posted on here that’s been around since [...]


I Draw, U Draw, Wii Draw

I’m a big fan of the Wii. Sure it’s a bit wonky to get used to at first with it’s funky controller and there are still a bunch of kinks that need to be worked out (probably more likely that game developers just need to understand the system/controls better so they can really take advantage [...]


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