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A Real American Zero

I didn’t see (nor do I have any desire to see) the recent Transformers movie. I was never into the toys or cartoons as a kid and that Shia Lebouf kid just ticks me off anyways. (Ever see the movie “Holes”? Don’t. It sucks. Big time.)

But I was big into G.I. Joe as a kid. The cartoon, the comic, the action figures. I remember saving up the little “flag points” that came with each figure, and you could mail them in for a free action figure. Fun stuff all around. And there’s been talk about a live-action Joe movie for like a decade or so now. But it’s finally coming to fruition. And, well, it’s gonna suck big fat hairy ones I’m sure.

What Would Tyler Durden Do? has an exclusive look at the cast of G.I. Joe (Well, he claims it’s exclusive and I’m too damn lazy to go searching around to see if it’s true, so WWTDD gets my props). Here’s a few choice photos:

Rachel Nichols as Scarlett

Marlon Wayans as Ripcord

Byung-hun Lee as Storm Shadow
Sienna Miller as The Baroness

Ray Park as Snake Eyes

Dennis Quaid as Hawk

I think that half-assed smirk on Dennis’ face above pretty much sums up his feelings about the film. And if that’s really Storm Shadow’s “costume,” I think I might actually cry.

Lots more photos at: Tyler Exclusive - The Cast of GI Joe

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