Archive for April, 2008
A Real American Zero
I didn’t see (nor do I have any desire to see) the recent Transformers movie. I was never into the toys or cartoons as a kid and that Shia Lebouf kid just ticks me off anyways. (Ever see the movie “Holes”? Don’t. It sucks. Big time.)
But I was big into G.I. Joe as a kid. [...]
Evil Eye Chart
Most guys will jump at the chance to wear glasses if optometrists started using eye charts that looked like this one:
(Found on Tech, Fun, This n That)
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Oh the Horror
Call me a wuss (go on, I’m sure somebody out there will), but I’m just not a fan of horror movies. Suspense I can do. Sixth Sense. Silence of the Lambs. Even “Scream” I can take. But that’s about the extent of it. Today’s sick torture horror flicks or even older slasher-type ones just don’t [...]
Top 10 ’80s Videos
I wasn’t born when man landed on the moon. I was around, though, when the MTV Man landed on the moon. Yep I was witness to video killing the radio star and I totally loved it. Videos started out slow, mostly just being concert shots or staged shots of bands just pretending to play. But [...]
Mock Rock and Roll
I love the internet. Not for the brilliant sharing of ideas. Not for the unending access to porn. And not for instant access to sports scores or falling stock prices. Sure those are all well and good, but thanks to the glorious internet, just about anybody can sell, well, just about anything.
Like this: Mock Rocks.
Seriously. [...]
Fools Rule
I hate bumping down hot asian chicks in bikinis so soon after posting about them, but I just had to share this one. The fine folks over at Gizmodo have gone Fool crazy. As in “I Pity the Fool” crazy. Posting stories as if Mr. T were now on staff. Just scroll down their site [...]
The ONLY reason I’d watch soccer
I hate soccer. Watcing it. Playing it. Watching other people play it. Whatever. It’s boring. It’s a boring boring boring sport. The field’s way too long and what, most scores are like 1-0? How is that exciting? Sorry, but I so don’t get why all of Europe and the rest of the world for that [...]
