Archive for March, 2008
False Food Advertising
Y’know, I seem to post about food quite a bit on here. My blog buddy Tish recently pointed that out to me. I have no clue why, I just find food fascinating. Particularly odd, gross, bizarre types. And since it’s been like forever and a day since I posted about food (give or take [...]
Made in Jersey
I was in junior high, or actually even younger when Iron Maiden was kicking ass and chewing bubble gum on their “Powerslave” tour. I didn’t really get into them till early high school when their “Somewhere in Time” album came out. So alas, I never saw them in concert. And yes, I just used the [...]
Double Feature of Duds
I just saw two trailers for films I was looking forward to. Only after seeing them, I’m not. So I thought I’d share them with you lucky readers.
First up is the new version of the Incredible Hulk. I hated the last one by Ang Lee. The Hulk looked so lame and the story was 95% [...]
Tangy Cucumber Sandwiches
I love the UK. Despite having some fairly boring television shows (and yes, a few amazing ones like the new Doctor Who, not the boring-ass old ones), they do have the best commercials around. Japan doesn’t count because everything they do over there is just so insane it’s entertaining. But the UK are wry, witty, [...]
Spitzer’s Emperors Club, no big deal
So looks like Eliot Spitzer gets to go in the record books by being the first NY Governor to resign, thanks to a nice $80,000 hooker bill he’s racked up over time. Honestly, I don’t understand why people are shocked. Seriously. Democratic. Republic. Christian Right. Liberal Left. Somewhere in-between. It really doesn’t matter, at least [...]
Happy (dog) Hump Day!
It’s Wednesday or as some people (I have no clue who or why) like to say, Hump Day. So in honor of Hump Day I offer you the most useless item ever to be connected to a USB port: The Humping USB Dog currently available at the awesome and geektastic ThinkGeek.com.
For just $9.99 you get [...]
One-Upping Willy Wonka
F the Oompa Loompas. Those short munchkins never came up with a pure genius product like the folks at lollyphile.com ever did: Maple-Bacon Lollipops.
And yes, it’s organic maple syrup and organic cured bacon. In a lollipop. I don’t know whether to drool or vomit. Maybe both.
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I Want Pac-Man Fever!
Okay, I figure I should make it up to you guys after yesterdays vomit-inducing post. So here are a few amazing cupcakes made by the insanely talented folks at Clever Cupcakes. These were all made to order from this company located in Montreal, Canada. They even offer Free Shipping. Wonder if that’d extend just a [...]
I Have Officially Grossed Myself Out
I thought long and hard about posting this or not. And at the risk of losing all, um, 11 of my loyal readers, I decided to be brave and go ahead and post it. If nothing else, I can prove to you that I’m only human, and that maybe someone else out there is suffering [...]
Captain America… Alive!
You didn’t really think Marvel Comics would kill off Captain America did ya? It was all just one big publicity stunt. I just knew it’d be a matter of time before the Living Legend showed his face again. And thanks to my buddy Dave who lives down near Washington, D.C., the time is now. Dave [...]
