Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Forget beer goggles… in honor of St. Patrick’s Day I give you the beer bra.
Called “The Winerack,” this glorious invention is said to “Turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends!” I’m all for 100% of that mission statement. And I can’t think of a better place to stash your booze then in a woman’s bra. Toss in a tube that lets you actually imbibe, and yeah, I push this invention to pure genius stature.
Although the model in the pic certainly doesn’t look like she’s sporting double Ds… maybe she just drank a bit too much. Yeah, that’s what I’m thinking. Or, hoping…
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Lis - I’m a bit confused too. And for that reason, I humbly invite any and all female readers to test out the Winerack, take lots of before and after (and during) photos and send them my way for review. All in the name of science of course.
Yes … there must be more testing! I must say, that is on fine looking belt she is wearing, and I vote “yea” on this apparatus.
I heard about this when I blogged about the Beerbelly. A device for teens to sneak booze into dances.
Won’t the boobs kind of slosh around? I can’t tell from the page if there are one or two compartments for the booze. If there’re two, won’t the boobs look lopsided if only one side has been, uhm, drunk? Why am I paying so much attention to this?