One-Upping Willy Wonka
F the Oompa Loompas. Those short munchkins never came up with a pure genius product like the folks at lollyphile.com ever did: Maple-Bacon Lollipops.
And yes, it’s organic maple syrup and organic cured bacon. In a lollipop. I don’t know whether to drool or vomit. Maybe both.
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Lis - True. Though those are just disgusting to even look at so I wouldn’t ever even consider licking one o’ those. Unless of course I downed a few tequila shots first…
Ewww, thanks but no thanks. I’ll take the maple and leave the bacon. 12 for $24? Who would pay that for meat lollipops? lol
“We feel pretty safe in saying that we’re the first people to ever make a bacon-based lollipop.”
But of course. I bet their slogan is “Lick the Bacon.”
Here I thought tequila-flavored lollipops was strange.
Halley - That’s what I’m hoping for!
Tish - I bet your dogs would like ‘em at least.
Rose - I’d pay $2 for a meat pop. Wow, that sounds really dirty. Heh. But yeah, I wouldn’t buy 12 at once, not until I tried one and fell in love with them first.
And “Lick the Bacon” sounds like the perfect title for a Spinal Tap song!
you know.. i guess it’s a guy thing. but i just don’t understand the bacon phenomena. There’s a shop in town that sells novelty stuff and there’s a whole little shelf devoted to bacon. It has mints, candy, a bacon patterned lunch box, shower curtain.. it’s weird O.o
Andrew- if you think that sounds dirty how much are you willing to pay to lick a p***y. Get your mind out of the gutter & check out my latest post. LOL
Can’t be any worse than this!