Die Elmo Die
I hate Elmo. I’ve always hated that scene-stealing, tickle-laughing li’l bastard. I mean seriously, Grover rocks. I’ve always loved Grover. And Super Grover, well there’s just no topping him. So what they do is take Grover, paint him red, make him shorter, kick his vocals up 10 octaves, and then call him Elmo. Suddenly the whole world forgets about good ol’ Grover. Damn Muppeticians.
Anyways, it’s the big Toy Fair show in NY this week where they show off all the amazing new toys coming out later in the year. And of course, there’s a new Elmo. This one is basically a friggin robot. And it’s as creepy as you’d expect. So I’m not going to show it here. If you’re really into freaking yourself out, go watch it here.
Instead, here’s my favoritest Elmo video ever. And no, I don’t condone arson in the least bit, but Elmo so deserves what he gets here…
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You killed Elmo? How could you? I don’t even want to know what Big Bird is going to think about this…(runs away from computer sobbing hysterically)
lol:)