Archive for January, 2008
Evil Swedish Midgets!
Thanks to our award-winning roving reporter Tish (who covers the Midget beat), MyBlogRules has just unearthed some extremely disturbing news!
Midgets (yes, I refuse to call them little people in this story due to their pure evilness) are actually hiding in hockey bags and stealing other passengers stuff!!! According to an article on boingboing.net, [...]
Random Thoughts for the Day
When a blogger gets writer’s block, is it called writer’s blogue?
There should be a law that when you hit 65, you need to retake your driver’s license. No excuses. (I reserve the right to alter this thought when I turn 65.)
Biggest Truth I learned from my college buddy Dave: Women are not the worst drivers [...]
Sushi for the Squeamish
It’s no secret that I love sushi. Heck, I once ate 56 pieces in under an hour at an office sushi-eating contest. (Sadly, I came in third.) I’ve always toyed with the idea of making some sort of dessert sushi though. I haven’t given it serious thought, but I always figured I’d make a thin [...]
Martin Lego King, Jr.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Courtesy of The Brothers Brick.
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Top 10 Websites I Want Built Now
So there are what, like 9.86 billion websites out there at any given moment? And with 98% of them being total garbage, it still surprises me that a number of niches still need to be filled.
Well, hopefully somebody will jump on the bandwagon, snatch up the below domain names, and make a fully usable site [...]
Six-Pack of Slave Leias
It’s a known fact that the roads of geekdom and hot chicks rarely ever meet, but when they do, that intersection is known as Slave Leia’s Crossing. And the fine folks over at Topless Robot honor that sacred ground by offering up The Six Best Slave Leias.
If you think you can best any of the [...]
Train Wreck on Ice
Holy cow. Wow. If you haven’t seen this, um, “odd” clip yet that includes “Mario Brothers on Ice,” then you haven’t lived. It seriously is so painful, yet like a train wreck you just can’t take your eyes off it. Even odder, it was part of some Ice Capades special from the ’80s hosted by [...]
Star Wars Babies
Ever wonder what’d happen if the Star Wars Universe collided with Jim Henson’s Muppet Babies? Yeah me neither. (I’m still creeped out by the muppets’ Nanny who only showed her legs in every episode…) Well if they did, you’d probably get some pretty damn cute toys like this new Mighty Muggs line from Hasbro which [...]
Hot Fairy Tales
Ever wonder what Little Red Riding Hood would really look like if she truly existed? How about Rapunzel? Or Cinderella? Forget movies like “Enchanted” (Uh, not that I saw that or anything. No, really! I didn’t!). Instead take a look at these kick-ass photos from the “image conception studio” called Platinum. These guys have won [...]
Top 10 Chick Flicks that Guys Can Watch Alone
There are chick flicks that guys will roll their eyes at but suffer through for the sheer chance of “getting some.” (Take just about any Kate Hudson movie for example.) And then there are chick flicks that guys will peel their entire finger nails off during on the slim chance they’ll actually pass out [...]
