Top 10 Websites I Want Built Now
So there are what, like 9.86 billion websites out there at any given moment? And with 98% of them being total garbage, it still surprises me that a number of niches still need to be filled.
Well, hopefully somebody will jump on the bandwagon, snatch up the below domain names, and make a fully usable site purely for my enjoyment. I’d do any one of these myself, but, well I’m just too damn lazy. And that’d mean actually cracking open my HTML, CSS, PHP, WTF books, burning lots of midnight oil and spewing too much profanity. So hopefully this list will inspire someone to steal my thoughts and make a cool site. Or more likely, just steal the domain and put up some crummy google ads…
Top 10 Websites That Are Just Aching to Be Built
- MidgetsForHire.com
- OnDemandSushi.com
- FindYourSureThing.com
- YourParentsReportCardGrades.com
- PornForGuns.com
- YoMommaWiki.com
- WhiteCastleGrillCam.com
- TheRealExplanationOfTheFinalEpisodeOfThePrisoner.com
- GirlfriendBabbleFish.com
- LifeWalkThrough.com
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OK, you’re asking an awful lot on the girlfriendbabelfish site. No way. You’d have to employ an actual girlfriend to translate everything.
Awesome list!
Tish - Thanks. I figured you’d like the grill cam. Ever since writing this post I have had suchhhh a craving. I may have to make a Castle Run this week…
DD - Yeah, I know the girlfriendbabblefish is the holy grail of wish list items, but somebody really should do it. Thanks muchly!
You suck. I wish we had White Castle here. I have to settle for Krystal, and unfortunately, the side effects that go along with it.
And I volunteer to translate the girlfriend babble! ![]()
Tish - Well I’ve never had a Krystal before. Maybe we should swap! I wonder how a FedEx box would hold up with a greasy, leaky White Castle in it…
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Ha! Great domains! I’d love to see the White Castle Grill Cam!! I also like the idea of GirlfriendBabbleFish.com. How funny!