Monkey Picked Tea
I like tea. Don’t love it, but like it. I’ll guzzle it when I’m sick and on other rare occasions that for some crazy reason I’m not in the mood for coffee. But even if I hated tea, I would so become a convert with this line of Monkey Picked Tea available at Think Geek.
And before you start bitchin’ about all the poor monkeys being hurt and harmed and working crazy long hours in the factory, worry no longer. No monkeys are harmed or mistreated in order to bring this rare brew to you. At least that’s what it says on the packaging… And yes, that’s loose tea leaves next to the bag and not the result of a monkey poo-flinging fight.
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That’s why I get paid the big bucks, Tish. Come on, even YOU would try tea hand picked by monkeys, right? I mean, how could you NOT?
OK, I feel really stupid here, because I honestly can’t figure out if this is a joke or if there are really monkeys out there picking tea. I knew I shouldn’t have dyed my hair blond.
Your blog absolutely blogs btw!! 
Christy: Hah. No no, don’t ever feel stupid. This actually is NOT a joke! That’s what’s so cool about it. Tea! Monkeys! And, wait, you dyed your hair blonde? Really? I can’t picture that at all.
Although, uh, well, your last comment that my “blog absolutely blogs” uh, well, yeah now I see the blonde…
ROFL. Poor Christy.
Btw, Christy, there’s a blonde hiding in me too. I do things like that all the time. 
*LOL*
You find the strangest things, Andrew.